It’s Monday again, and what a joy it is (he said with much sarcasm spilling over the brim [is that even an expression? {is this the next symbol you use after brackets when you are having a thought inside a thought? <what comes after that symbol then? |HELP! I WENT TOO FAR INTO MY OWN BRAIN AND NOW I CAN’T FIND MY WAY BACK!|>}]).
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Sorry, I accidentally incepted myself for a second there. Where was I?
Of course, since I write for the internet and have to prepare things ahead of time, this introduction is actually being written last Friday. So while I may spout off cliché rhetoric about how there is no worse day of the week and that Mondays can burn in hell for eternity for all I care, I’m not really feeling it. You should just give that a try. Pretend today is last Friday and feel the anger melt away. If that doesn’t work, try watching this clip of Gazorpazorpfield (uncensored, of course) from Season 1 of Rick and Morty and try not to smile. It’s sure as hell working for me right now, but again, it’s technically Friday so someone could kick me directly in the crotch and I’d still be on top of the world.
Anyways, if all that stuff I just tried didn’t do the trick for you, we also have this collection of today’s funny photos that you could give the ol’ college try. I set a pretty high bar with that Rick and Morty clip, but I have a pretty good feeling that some of these funnies could cure the Monday blues if all else has failed. Which…if you’re still reading this, I guess it has. Oh my God. My dad was right all along. I am a pathetic, bed-wetting failure– I MEAN JUST A REGULAR FAILURE. Stop reading and start looking at the pictures already! Clearly the inception thing jarred a screw loose in my head! I can’t stop saying embarrassing things. Maybe if I just stop typing–
Today’s Funny Photos 12-12-16
Cleverer saying that hopefully brings in more funny photos.
Fight for your right to check out last week’s funniest tweets.
