So Germany Actually Made An Instructional Website That Teaches Tourist How To Have Sex With The Locals

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We just got done telling you about a German porn star that was banned from moaning too loudly, but now after reading this story you will understand that Germans just enjoy their sex. Although this is the same country that thought a cock ring was a bomb.

So why did Germany make this sort of website? Well, the German government is actively encouraging sex between the locals and tourists, and they want to prove to everyone just how hyped they are by paying $136,000 on a website designed to educate travelers in the art of seduction and love. Because Germans think people need to be educated on this sort of thing.

The website, known as Zanzu, was created by the German Federal Center for Health Education and it’s being specifically targeted at foreigners and tourists. This is what you can expect on this site:

So Germany Actually Made An Instructional Website That Teaches Tourist How To Have Sex With The Locals

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Um…

 

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OK…

 

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Thanks, Germany. I finally know what sexual pleasure is. And yes, that is instructions on how to hook up with a lady that is pregnant.

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The website also offers up information on how to reel in those locals, how to talk with them and what are the best ways to start talking about the old sex topic. You know, pretty much what you do on Tinder everyday.

All jokes aside, Germany is trying their best to spread sex education, so kudos to them for that. So if you’re going to go to Germany to drink beer (obviously) and hook up, give this website a look in case you are completely and utterly useless.

h/t Bro Bible

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