A Woman Had To Have Her Vibrator Surgically Removed From Inside Of Her After It Got Stuck

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Man, she must have really been enjoying her alone time.

Whatever you do during your alone time should be your own business, but sometimes it is so bizarre, so out there that we all hear about it. That’s why we heard about the guy who attacked his girlfriend with a sex toy, and about the guy who thought it would be a good idea to not only steal sex toys, but to steal the top half of a sex doll from a sex shop. And now we get to read about a woman who just wanted to have some solo time, but who had to head to the hospital instead.

Emma Phillips, a 24-year-old, is probably getting a bunch of text messages from exes because her story of her vibrator getting stuck inside her is going viral. Oh, and it got stuck where the sun don’t shine.  Let’s first take a look at Emma with her “friend,” and Emma giving a thumbs up after docs removed her play thing:

Apparently Emma and her man [Lee] were drinking heavily and decided to have a little fun, and one thing led to another and Emma’s pink friend ended up super stuck inside of her. Emma and Lee tried to remove it using a fork handle and barbecue prongs but it was no use.

“We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out,” Emma explains. “When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating – it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.

Emma had to call an ambulance to head to the hospital because her and Lee were to drunk to drive.

Eventually, doctors had to put Emma under while they performed  the minute-and-a-half surgery which involved placing a camera down her throat and the surgeon pressing on her stomach before manually extracting it.

Doctors offered her the toy as a keepsake but Emma respectfully declined.

And that’s the story about how Emma had the worst day of her life.

h/t Bro Bible

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