Ohio Man Caught Acting Like Gorilla And Masturbating On Sidewalk

It looks as though some people are taking the death of Harambe pretty hard. Literally.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 32-year-old Warren man was arrested last week after he was caught “acting like a gorilla” and punching his clown for all to see on a city sidewalk.

Ohio man caught acting like gorilla, masturbating in public

Police responding to a call about a “pair of white males running around the lot taking off their clothes” said Timothy Cook was also punching cement and growling before “squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.”

Witnesses told police they saw Cook waving his arms around wildly after he entered a local DMV. His next move? You guessed it: He ran outside and began jerking off on the sidewalk.

It turns out Cook wasn’t hopped up on Mountain Dew, as he was treated for some kind of drug overdose by paramedics on the scene. Police wouldn’t say which drug Cook was on, but it sounds to us like it was probably a mixture of crack, motor oil and laundry detergent.

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