Dad Gives Brutally Honest Response To Child’s Text About Wedding Speech

There are tons of ways that weddings can go horribly wrong, including an owl smashing head first into a windowpane, but the dad below is making sure that his kid’s wedding guests attend a wedding they will never forget. And he’s doing that by preparing an unforgettable speech.

Take a look what a dad came up with when his offspring asked him if he wanted to make a speech at the wedding:

Dad Prepares More Honest And Truthful Wedding For His Daughter
You knew it was going to be legendary when this dude kicked it off with a “four score.”

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This is also quite memorable: It Doesn’t Get Better Than This Stone Cold Steve Austin Wedding Entrance