Girl Fails Hard At Trying To Convince Her Ex That She’s Pregnant

June 3, 2016

The old “I’m pregnant” card is the perfect way to get your ex back…for crazy people, at least. But if you’re still willing to go that route, ladies, it doesn’t mean you should let your emotions get the better of you. Sit down, catch your breath, think it through, and for god’s sake take the marker you used to doctor your negative pregnancy test out of the damn shot! Sound simple enough? Good. Give it a whirl.

What did I JUST say?

(via Reddit)

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