Dad Hilariously Freaks Out In Texts To His Wife After Their Son Barfs In His Car

What do you get when you take a sick toddler, a father with a weak stomach, a concerned bystander and mix in a visit from the police?

A hysterical barf story sent to the mother via text is the answer.

Ben Patterson posted on this Facebook page on Friday morning, “Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some friends. On the way home, projectile vomit occurred, and then the police got involved. And the whole time my wife wasn’t answering her phone.”

Enjoy the epic puke tale as it went down below.

Dad Hilariously Freaks Out In Texts To His Wife After Their Son Barfs In His Car

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via Facebook, h/t Scary Mommy