When the mind is left to wander, particularly on the subject of sex, things can take a turn for the outlandish. Or philosophical (but still, mostly ridiculous). The following shower thoughts pertaining to sex encompass precisely what we just warned you about. While they may expand your mind, having thoughts like this while naked and touching yourself will likely only expand another body part.
(h/t The Chive)
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