25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Donald Trump
The 2016 presidential race is really heating up, with four main hopefuls (sorry John Kasich) left. Aside from the normal political hot button issues, we also like to focus on how these candidates fare in the Twitter world. Here are 25 of the best tweets about Donald Trump.
if the people who want trump to become president & the people who watch “Finding Bigfoot” was a Venn diagram it would be one circle
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) January 12, 2016
“Trump is going to wipe out ISIS, straighten out China and make Mexico build us a wall!”
“I like Bernie Sanders.”
“Come on, be realistic.”
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) January 29, 2016
Reminds me of something but I can’t quite place it. https://t.co/qaq6B6InDm
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 5, 2016
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) February 5, 2016
Donald Trump looks like what I imagine Slimer from Ghostbusters looked like as a human.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 17, 2015
donald trump looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a dog
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) August 29, 2015
if 10 years ago you told me donald trump would be the gop frontrunner i’d be like “do you know any girls that would have sex with me please”
— rob whisman (@robwhisman) March 2, 2016
When I watch Trump I feel like he’s doing a live action performance of Black Mirror.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 24, 2016
Donald Trump always looks like he just farted in an elevator as other people are getting on pic.twitter.com/XzcLWSPGhQ
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) June 25, 2015
Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management position at Chili’s
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) March 2, 2016
Donald Trump is basically a YouTube comment section running for president
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) December 7, 2015
Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can’t truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 13, 2016
I wouldn’t vote for a woman just because I’m a woman, just like people shouldn’t vote for Trump just because they’re idiots.
— Elizabeth is Ruined (@Elizasoul80) February 16, 2016
This account has been swearing at a feminist outlet for weeks to show her support for Trump. I can’t stop laughing. pic.twitter.com/3dO2bML5X6
— Katie Klabusich (@Katie_Speak) March 29, 2016
2016: Trump won’t win.
2017: President Trump can’t do that, can he?
2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
— Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) March 2, 2016
The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I’ll be finding the other six.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 7, 2015
I think Trump just did all the emoji faces in 7 seconds. pic.twitter.com/hC18pVxKgh
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) September 17, 2015
trump:im gonna make this country great again
trump:go fuck yourself thats how
fox: finally someone not afraid to speak their mind
— royal (@RoyWilson42069) December 2, 2015
I’m voting for Trump. He has a big dick and is going to do war crimes
— keen online poster (@jonathonio) March 4, 2016
“Grandma, why was Trump elected?”
“We didn’t listen to the birds.” pic.twitter.com/pq8DwRqIXA
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 26, 2016
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) August 20, 2015
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 4, 2016
Dear Media: Hi. You know those comments of Trump’s you keep calling “racially-charged”? They’re “racist.” You can use the word. It’s okay.
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) March 1, 2016
And then Batman and Superman put aside their differences and did the most heroic thing yet: voted for anyone but Trump.
— Bree Essrig (@BreeEssrig) March 26, 2016
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) March 4, 2016