Cock Ring Causes Bomb Scare In Germany

With all the chaos that is occurring in the world today, it is no surprise that everyone wants to be extremely careful, so you can’t blame the person who was concerned when they heard a “humming sound” coming from a trash can.

It all started when an employee at a casino in the town of Halberstadt in Saxony-Anhalt called police after she heard the noise coming from the garbage in the men’s bathroom. Police quickly did their job and evacuated about 90 people. And then in came the bomb squad.

Vibrating Cock Ring Causes Bomb Scare In Germany
Well, the bomb squad didn’t find any bombs, but they did find the reason for the “humming sound.” The culprit? A cock ring. Someone was really, really enjoying themselves at the casino.

“Whoever deposited the object intentionally there isn’t yet known,” the police said.

Police did add that a criminal investigation is underway to find the culprit, but something tells me finding him may be rather…hard.

Vibrating Cock Ring Causes Bomb Scare In Germany
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