Naked Man Playing Ping Pong Uses His Penis As A Paddle (Extremely NSFW)

This is exactly what the headline says it is, so here is your NSFW warning again.

You’ve heard of trick shots, but trick dick shots? (Once more: You’ve been warned.)

I have no idea where this takes place or why this guy is naked with his friends playing ping pong, but I assume it involved an alcohol-fueled wager of some sort. And whatever the bet was, this dude won.

Thank god they slowed that video down so we really got a good look and listen. What an amazing shot.

(h/t Deadspin)

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