Man Calls 911 Because He’s ‘Too High’ And Is Found In Fetal Position Next To Pile Of Doritos

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Yeah, that’s pretty high.

According to Fox 8 Cleveland, a 22-year-old Ohio man called police officers last week because he was “too high” and having himself a little marijuana freakout. When officers arrived, his grandfather directed them to his room, where he was found lying on the floor in the fetal position next to a pile of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy! cookies.

The young man told a cop that he was “too high and could not feel his hands” because he smoked too much. He also told them there was weed in his car, and that’s where they found his stash and drug paraphernalia, as well. Charges are pending.

Have a listen for yourself:

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My guess is that he won’t smoke again for a while. At least not until he turns 23 and can handle being stoned a little better.

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