I don’t know why some parents decide to fail their children from the get-go by giving them an awful name. I understand that the kid is probably going to ruin your life and ensure you never sleep or have a stress-free day again, but they don’t deserve to be named Cheese or Uteraz. You’re pretty much just begging for them to live in a hole somewhere while obsessing over women’s hair.
It’s best to stick with normal names so they can just grow up and be normal adults who disappoint you every day. Take a look at these parents who gave their kids awful names, and for the love of everything please don’t name your kid McRib.
Via The Chive
