Florida Man Exposes Himself Multiple Times ‘For The Ladies’ at Shopping Center

March 5, 2015

I’m pretty sure that’s not what the ladies shopping at Babies “R” Us are looking for, bro.

According to TC Palm, a 48-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested last month after allegedly masturbating in front of several stores at a local shopping center.

Police said Hal Hamrick was hammering away on himself twice in front of a Target store and once in front of Babies “R” Us. Hamrick was wearing a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts and using a garbage can as a “cover for the act.”

When police approached him, he told them he was “exposing himself for the ladies” because he wanted to find a good woman and “they like when he does that.”

Apparently, not one lady liked it, and Hamrick was arrested and charged with indecent exposure in public. But Hamrick did leave behind one hell of a mug shot with police. Or as he probably calls them: cock blockers.

Hamrick looks like a saint compared to this guy: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors

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