Of all the bodily fluids we expected to hear about leaving moviegoers’ bodies during screenings of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” neither of these were at the top of the list.
According to MTV, a woman in Milton Keyes, England was so drunk at a recent showing of the movie that she “lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids.”
Witnesses said the woman had been drinking before she arrived at the theater, but it wasn’t until the movie started that she began vomiting uncontrollably. Unfortunately for the other filmgoers, she was far from finished in regards to purging, as the woman then began crapping all over the theater.
At that point, the stink became unbearable and the theater had to be evacuated. Paramedics were called to the scene and were forced to carry the woman away.
At least one audience member was still in good spirits following the crapfest, saying, “We all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot. We certainly didn’t expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.”
It was unknown if everybody was offered free tickets to a future showing of the S&M drama, but you have to think that at the very least they were sympathetic to the poor guy who wanted to trade in his bag of black licorice for something else.
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