RANKED! The Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows Ranked From Truly Awful to Sexy and Scandalous

Despite rap legends Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Kendrick Lamar performing at this year’s Super Bowl, fans are split on the value of the halftime show. Probably because it’s like a mixed bag of jelly beans. Sometimes the innocent-looking bean turns out to be vomit-flavored.

On the one hand, it’s a bedazzled spectacle filled with famous performers trotting out hit songs. On the other, it’s an overlong and bloated extravaganza that interrupts the most important game of the season. And if your team just happened to claw their way back to a two-point deficit at halftime, you don’t want that momentum interrupted by Snoop Dogg singing a duet with Celine Dion as small children dressed as ice elves are fired from American flag cannons.

But then again, you might be in the camp that believes the halftime show is better than the game itself. And the only thing that makes hanging out in a room overripe with hot wings and farts all day worthwhile.

We see both sides of the bowl. And that’s why today we bring you this list of halftime performances ranked from truly awful to scandalously sexy. Because what better illustration of the insane spectrum of life is there than halftime at the Super Bowl? So hurry up, grab a chip and dig in.

Cover Photo: Focus On Sport (Getty Images)

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