The Long Labor Day Binge: A Mandatory Movie Marathon For People Who Plan to Go Absolutely Nowhere

Let’s get real here for a moment: It’s Labor Day Weekend, and you’re not doing shit about it. So why lie and say you have big plans when we both know the truth: You’re going to binge like you’ve never binged before. Movie, TV,s popcorn, ice cream, porn. Anything that can be binged, you’re going to go hard on. So maybe take our word for it and binge our Mandatory Movie Marathon, all the movies you missed this year and classics you need to watch again. But if all else fails, well then Euphoria.

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Oh, but first: Mandatory Funny Memes of the Week

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