That’s What We Said: 11 Most Binge-Worthy Moments of ‘The Office’
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Don’t you miss The Office? The workplace TV comedy has been binge-watched by so many people, countless times, that almost everyone has every episode down line-by-line. We all have a favorite character, favorite moment, and favorite line.
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But what about those people who don’t know the greatness of The Office? We all know one person who’s been living under a rock and somehow missed the show. If you want to try and get them hooked, start with these select episodes, which are funnier than the rest and very rewatchable.
"Well well well. How the turn tables."
"Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet...it's pretty shocking."
"Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for 12 years. And I am now his cruise director. And my name is Captain Bruisin'."
"I'm not a bad-news person. I bring good news! Like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college!"
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.”
"Gruel sandwiches, gruel omelettes, nothing but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair."
"A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?"
'Gay Witch Hunt'
"Nothing wrong with this stuff. At all. You know what? Gay porn, straight porn, it's allll good."
'A Benihana Christmas'
"I put a mark on her arm, so I could tell them apart."
"You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person!"
"An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to...An office is a place where dreams come true."