People (Buzzfeed) who knew that Usher has a Snapchat posted about Usher posting a dick pic on Snapchat. He kinda did. I’m not calling this NSFW because it has an emoji on it. Possible loophole in your office’s internet usage policy. If you don’t work at an office, check it on your phone or whatever. If you don’t work at all, text your parents and thank them for paying for the thing you’re holding. They might get you a nicer one you never know. Today could be the day.
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