Tila Tequila Is A Flat Earth Truther, Insane

Tila Tequila Flat Earth

When three months go by and the world remembered to forget you exist after you dressed your baby up as Hitler, you really need to ratchet up the psychosis and desperation in the new year. Enter Tila Tequila, who went on Twitter last night to tell everyone the Earth was flat. Because sunbeams shoot straight down. And the North Pole is always in the same place. And because skyscrapers don’t lean. And something about a media conspiracy against Chipotle.

Look, I’ve tried to preface this the best I could, but trust me when I tell you that nothing will fully prepare you for the caps lock shit show below. Buckle the fuck up.

Not gonna lie, this one’s my personal favorite.