OK, so it’s not great either, but it gets the job done. At the very least, this dating profile composed by Twitter user @TechnicallyRon using Google’s autocorrect function casts a wide net, and is still way less creepy than anything you’ll see on a Russian dating site. Plus, he was born in the dark and is looking for someone with two thumbs, ladies. What more could you ask for in a man?
I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever pic.twitter.com/DyspovLr3t
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2016
On second thought, after reading that flat Earth part, it’s entirely possible this whole thing was actually written by Tila Tequila.
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