You’re always going to get mixed results when it comes to dating services. Some people will have positive experiences and find their soulmates, while others will have no luck at all and return to the bar scene again. But whoever comes across Hannah and her terrifying hobby will definitely not see the light of day again, as she will probably enjoy having them buried under her house.
I don’t know what the hell Match.com was thinking, but this is one ad they decided to go with:
Mmm, nothing like a pair of emotionless eyes to really reel the fellas in.
But hey, Hannah shouldn’t feel too worried that her hobby of nuking butterflies to death will keep the guys away. I mean, she already has one suitor on Reddit.
True love is everywhere.
Via Imgur
He may have a shot, too: This Guy Created A Dating Profile Using Google Autocomplete, And It’s Not Bad
