Rebel Wilson Says The Kardashians’ Are Running A Smear Campaign Against Her

Rebel Wilson

Two weeks ago, without any provocation, Rebel Wilson was on Australia’s KISS FM‘s Kyle and Jackie O and dragged basically the whole Kardashian family. I’m on board so far.

“I got asked to present with Kendall and Kylie at the recent VMAs and said ‘no’. It’s not that you hate any of them individually, but it’s just that everything they stand for is against everything I stand for. And they’re not famous for talent. I worked really hard to get where I’ve gotten to.” “But why would they team you with Kendall and Kylie? That seems random.” Jackie asked. “I think if I was going to dress up as Kim Kardashian if I did it.” She then went on to discuss Kim’s rise to fame: “I mean how Kim Kardashian got famous from the sex tape and I just went to acting school and worked really hard.”

I’m still nodding. Valid points. Tell me more.


Wait. Do what? I don’t know if I’m more upset that I had to Google Rebel Wilson or because I had to Google Rebel Wilson and didn’t find shit that looked like a smear campaign. I mean, she did a pretty nice job of smearing the Kardashians, but I don’t understand the rest of it. What “smear campaign”? Did they book a mayonnaise commercial she wanted? I don’t get it. Maybe she means they somehow got Pitch Perfect 3 cancelled, but it’s probably the mayonnaise thing.

Nobody wants to see a Rebel Wilson gallery and I really don’t want to see a Kardashian gallery, so here’s Gigi Hadid at the 2015 VS Fashion. She’s friends with the two of the Kardashians and she looks like she could spell mayonnaise if you gave her a sec to sound it out.