The Walking Dead kinda sucks this season because pigs and about once every episode I'm like, "Who is this person?". Also, Carol. Great job on the water, idiot. But no amount of bad writing can keep Daryl from being badass, so that's why he was on Conan instead of Carol. That's where he told a story about a fan who sent him her breast implant that he now uses as a phone cradle. No, I didn't just put a bunch of random words in a sentence. A woman sent Norman Reedus a breast implant and he uses it to hold his phone. Have a good Friday, everyone.
