Chris Brown Continues To Be A Wonderful Human Being


Since he's a basically a petulant child who has never been told no, Chris Brown went on an insane Twitter rant last night after the LA County District Attorney convinced a judge to sentence him to 1,000 more hours of community service after he falsified his reports the last time he did community service for beating Rihanna. Apparently it doesn't matter that the LA D.A. is actually a black woman, because obviously she's a seething racist who just wants to keep the greatest artist of our time in chains on the side of the road carrying a trash bag. The only way this tantrum could have been worse is if he was at Target getting caught trying to put a G.I. Joe in the cart.