Last night, a video of an eagle snatching a baby in Canada hit online, causing mass hysteria and jokes about eagle control. But since life snatches away your joy more than eagles snatch babies, it turns out the video is a fake. I know you’re probably disappointed, but at least you’re not as upset as Jennifer Aniston. She was going to buy an eagle today.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.