I realize Joss Whedon is supposed to be some sort of genius even though Cabin In The Woods was basically Clive Barker’s Midnight Meat Train with teenagers, but I’ve watched this video at least ten times now and I still don’t get it. Maybe it’s the NyQuil that’s not allowing me to stay awake or understand subtext, but poor people are zombies? If Romney cuts government programs, they’ll be a zombie apocalypse? I’m confused. Shit’s pretty weak. I do like beans in a can, though.
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