When she’s not tweeting about ducklings guilty of manslaughter or preparing to live tweet the zombie apocalypse, Christine Teigen is a model. I guess Vegas Magazine heard about that and thought it would be a good idea if they hired her to put on a bikini and close her eyes to promote tourism. Because most of the chicks you see in Vegas are in bikinis and have their eyes closed. I don’t want to get my facts wrong, but I think the leading cause of death in Vegas is not remembering how to pronounce the safe word.
Pic source = Egotastic
