As everyone except Jets fans already knew would happen, the Pittsburgh Steelers earned a trip to their second Superbowl in three years by completely dismantling a team who would rather talk about how they will win instead of actually winning. That team would, of course, be the New York Jets. And during the game last night, the Jets quarterback, Mark Sanchez, picked his nose on live television and wiped it on his teammate. If Rex Ryan wasn’t stress eating Moon Pies or sniffing his wife’s feet right now, he’d probably say that Mark Sanchez has his full confidence when it comes to picking boogers then wiping them on people.
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