The cast of the worst thing to happen to Italians since the Moors attended the MTV Movie Awards last night, and seriously, what the fuck? Is Snooki even human? She looks like she runs a tanning salon in the Mines of Moria, and I’m pretty sure this guy is a villain on Nickelodeon. Is the dude in the vest a bartender at a gay club or does he just dress like this for his profile on manhunt.com? If I woke up and looked like an of these idiots, I’d bungee jump with a downed power line or get try to get gored by a bull, because obviously I’d be a douche and shouldn’t be allowed to live.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
