Adam Lambert Is Still Whining

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Us Magazine reports:

Adam Lambert says he had “no clue at all” that his racy performance during Sunday’s American Music Awards would ignite such a firestorm of controversy. “I admit, I did get carried away, but I don’t see anything wrong with it,” he said on CBS’ The Early Show Wednesday. “I do see how people got offended and that was not my intention. My intention was just to interpret the lyrics to my song and have a good time up there.” He said the sexually-charged moves — which included smooching another man and simulating oral sex — were not a part of his rehearsal and were “impromptu.” “ABC was taken a little by surprise — and that wasn’t my intention,” he said. “I wasn’t being sneaky.” Being on stage, he said, “It got the most of me.” He said that he “can understand” why parents are upset. But “honestly, it didn’t cross my mind … children. It was almost 11 o’clock. It was a nighttime show. I was there in the audience full of mostly adults.” Because he has a theater background, he said he sometimes forgets that there’s “a camera on. I am programmed to kind of look at who’s in the live audience.”

I mean this in the nicest most tolerant way possible, shut up you queer. You’re not the The Little Rock Nine or Harriet Tubman. You’re some reality show runner up who tried something and it failed due to your apparent lack of impulse control. Nobody feels sorry for you and you’re not some gay hero. You’re not a star, you’re not an entertainer, you can’t sing. You’re basically George Michael for 7 year olds in 2009. They’ll think you’re cool and edgy until they get older and realize you were a poseur trying to make them gay through the screen. If I were you, instead of building that diamond-encrusted vault for the Grammys you will never win, I’d go ahead and start scouting out the best rest stop bathrooms where the guy from the cast of Rent you met on Craigslist can meet you. I’d go with some place with low humidity. Don’t want to mess up that hair girl!!