Mel Gibson is in This

Mel Gibson’s wife filed for divorce last week after 28 years of marriage. Say hello to the reason why. The Sun UK reports:

Sexy OKSANA POCHEPA, 24, says she has fallen for the 53-year-old actor and hopes their love is “strong and long-lasting” Smitten Oksana, who first hit the Russian charts aged 13, said yesterday: “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting. “We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want.” The singer, who is also a model, claimed to have visited Mel on the set of a movie in Boston last summer. But she added the two were not yet ready to go public with details of their love. She said: “I would not like to say more right now.”

Wait, it gets worse. The Mail is reporting that there are at least three other women Gibson might have been involved with and that ever since he filmed Apocalypto in Mexico, his penis has been like a rabid lion that just escaped from the zoo. I’m not a divorce attorney, but if Robyn Gibson was ever worried about how she was going to pay for a unicorn with a diamond encrusted saddle, she can probably relax now.


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