Every fucking celebrity is in Spain right now (I’m looking at you Al Qaeda), so of course Kate Moss is there and of course she’s almost naked. I don’t know how in the hell this chick managed to trick the world into thinking she’s a supermodel, because really, I’ve seen better bodies in paragraphs. Sure, she may be the hottest thing in Zombie Apocalypse Monthly, but as for me and my penis, we shall serve Megan Fox.
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