I wasn’t born with balls, but I’m an expert at handling them according to the varsity letters I’ve been awarded and the smiles I’ve put on faces. As such, I’m qualified to say Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend is doing it all wrong. If you don’t believe me, look at Ronaldo’s grumpy-face.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…