Vanessa Minnillo is on Vacation

Being an attention whore is a hard job, and if anybody deserves the gold medal it’s Vanessa Minnillo. She really has no discernible talent other than bending over for Nick Lachey, so you’d at least think she’d be hot. We’ve already seen Vanessa Minnillo naked, so scratch that. She looks like the girl that gave my dad water in the P.O.W. camp. And if I remember the story correctly, that’s not the sexiest look you can have.