Vanessa Minnillo is engaged to Nick Lachey, so you’d think she’d celebrate her last few nights of freedom a little more. Here she is at her bachelorette party, and I’m a little confused. She’s still famous? And where are the strippers? The dick straws? The paintball guns? (Is that one just me?) The Stoli? The shame? This doesn’t look like fun at all.
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