Note to self: Divorce Sean Penn. This woman is ridiculous. 99% of the planet claims to hate her, but secretly loves her so much so that people skip rent and power bills to afford tickets to her consistently sold out concerts every time she’s on tour. She’s like your favorite pair of underwear which are shredded and stained, but so damn comfortable and have too many memories attached to just let go.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.