Nicole Richie Might Go to Jail

Nicole Richie has been charged with DUI as a result of her December 11th arrest when she was pulled over going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank, CA. At the time of her arrest, Richie admitted being under the influence of Vicodin and marijuana. Since this could be her second conviction (her first coming in 2002), California law requires a mandatory sentence of five consecutive days in jail, a one year license suspension and enrollment in an alcohol education program for 18 months. Richie will be arraigned in Los Angeles County Court on February 21st.

In case you didn’t pick up on that, Nicole Richie’s 85 pound ass might be thrown in jail in less than a week. If you thought it couldn’t get any more awesome, this was reportedly Nicole’s worst fear. So if my calculations are correct, Nicole will spend 4 days and 23 hours in jail laying in her own urine curled up in the fetal position. Not that I give a shit what happens to her. I could accidentally hit Nicole with my truck then get out and give all the witnesses high fives to make them think I did it on purpose.

We’re refusing to post pictures of fug Nicole Richie (other than that mugshot), so Happy belated Valentine’s Day from Aria Giovanni:

And, by request, sexy men for the ladies (and some guys):

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