The wonderful world of Disney cast Brittany Murphy as the voice of the famous pixie in the upcoming film, Tinkerbell. This is weird considering the fact that Tinkerbell has never spoken a word in any Disney production. Not one. Which, in reality, is what I wish Brittany Murphy would do. The breathy phone sex operator who just swallowed helium thing that she does is not really sexy. It’s annoying. I’d rather hear Gilbert Gottfried having sex than listen to Brittany Murphy’s voice for two hours.
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