Keira Knightley is Rupert’s Friend

Obviously, Keira Knightley doesn’t have this site bookmarked because she’s in the Bahamas right now with her Pride and Prejudice co-star Rupert Friend. And if I choose to believe what I’m seeing, they are now dating:

Keira and Rupert seemed totally oblivious to everyone else. They were kissing passionately and seemed really into each other.”

His name sounds like something Hannibal Lecter made up to help Clarice find Buffalo Bill. His name is Rupert. I don’t know that many Ruperts, but if I did, it would probably be easy to spot them with their underwear pulled over their heads. She has exactly eight months to dump this guy or I’ll start sending two letters a day instead of three. And I won’t spray cologne on them either!

Keira at the “Kiss For A Cause” benefit. I have a cause that would benefit from her kiss. *cue punchline drum hit*