Sienna Miller Wants to Fight

Sienna Miller is looking forward to crossing paths with Daisy Wright, the nanny that helped end her engagement to actor Jude Law by having an affair with him. The actress split from Law in July 2005, but says she has forgiven him, but hasn’t forgotten what Daisy did. Miller tells the new issue of Interview magazine:

I’m quite looking forward to the day our paths will cross, which I know they will… She better live in fear. I just hope she doesn’t run into me in a dark alley.”

Sienna has been known to freak out and attack reporters in the daytime, so imagine what this poor nanny must be thinking. Probably the same thing you are. That a front kick to the sternum of a 90 pound screaming woman will usually shut her the hell up. And let’s not forget that this whole thing is over Jude Law. The same guy who will stick his dong in playdough if he’s alone for five minutes. Honest to god, I don’t see what the big deal is about this whiny little metro. Having two girls fight over you is only cool if you’re in high school. So why not take off those hot pants and all that glitter, and sit little miss Sienna down so you can explain to her that you are the one that needs a knee to the nuts. Then tell her to call me.