Tom and Katie are expecting

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E! Online is reporting this hour that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first born.

October 05, 2005, 01:15 PM – Tom Cruise’s spokesperson, Lee Ann Devette, confirming to E! that the actor is expecting his first child with fiancee Katie Holmes. “They are so happy,” Devette said.”

That’s weird. I was just thinking America could use more kooky Scientologists and, boom, Tom and Katie come through for me. Well, that is if Tom’s the father, because … well, there are all these rumors that can’t seem to stop following him around. Congrats on your new Thetan, kids. I’m off to ponder whether or not Katie Holmes is still a virgin.

Thanks to our on the ball team of street reporters Karen, April, Tate, Wendy, Craig and Katty for the heads up.