Eddie is a pimp, CSI is cast, Deuce 2 sucks

Eddie Murphy is still the mack: Just a week after his wife filed for divorce, “He had this big grin and was all decked out in black with platinum jewelry. His whole entourage was with him, buying bottles and letting women dance for him and sit on his lap. It was the craziest thing I’d ever seen. I felt like I was back in the Rick James era.”

For some of us the Rick James era never ended. At least I bet that’s what the sex slave in the trunk of my car would tell you.


Brendan Fehr joins CSI: Miami: “I have taken a recurring gig on CSI:Miami as the new A/V Tech. Name. Dan Cooper. I’ve shot the first 2 episodes of the season and am scheduled to do the 3rd. It’s just a recurring gig, one or two scenes a show, every couple or 3, 4 shows.”

Uh, yeah, I don’t know who that is either.


Deuce Bigalow 2 sucks: “Movies this bad should never be made. And if they are, they should never be released. Except maybe as some Clockwork Orange style experiment.”

But it does have Kelly Brook. Which is good because it has Kelly Brook. But bad cause it means Rob Schneider got to be close to Kelly Brook. And in one scene, she shoves his face into her chest. I’m pretty sure I’d rather judge a rainbow party at the senior center than watch that.