Jessica Simpson is fake

If you ever find yourself in New York city, and you’ve already done the eleventy billion fun things, and you then find yourself at the Madame Tussauds wax museum where this disturbingly shiny Jessica Simpson sculpture went up today, don’t bother trying to hump it so you can drown it in semen, cause it looks like that’s already been taken care of.

Thanks anyway though. Hey, maybe next time.