Angelina Jolie is living with Brad Pitt

The Sun UK is reporting that “Angelina Jolie has moved into Brad Pitt’s Malibu home. Sources claim (Jolie) has set up home in the mansion with her adopted children, Maddox and Zahara. But friends say she is terrified of bumping into Brad’s estranged wife, Jennifer Aniston – who is renting a house just 20 minutes down the road An insider told The Sun newspaper: “Jennifer will return soon from filming in Chicago and knows it’s only a matter of time before she comes face to face with Angelina. But she wasn’t prepared for it to be so close to home.”

Just looking at these pictures of Angelina carry around the Tranny and Wakka Wakka, I’m starting to envy Brad Pitt just a little bit less. I think what Angelina has done is pretty admirable, and I think she’s unbelievably talented, but I never went on “It’s a Small World” and thought, “Man, I wish my living room looked like this.” And that’s Pitt’s house now. He lives in the cantina from Star Wars. The boy looks like a tarted up hussy and the girl has giant creepy eyes. And she’s always strangely bundled up. Makes me think she has flippers or something.

But hey, God bless them.