For the record, Ryan Philippe was Mr. Parker. His associate was Mr. Longbaugh. And since the Way of the Gun is the greatest movie ever made, there’s absolutely no chance of me making fun of him. He could kick my grandmother into a tiger cage and I would just say, “Wow, you have really strong legs.” But at the same time, I’m all man, so please understand that these pictures of him surfing in Malibu Wednesday are only going up because we have a ton of girl readers and absolutely not because of those dreams I have where he rides up on his stallion named Jericho and rescues me from the evil dark knight. I mean, I don’t even have those dreams, so why don’t you just drop it.
Phillippe can currently be seen in Crash.