And Here’s A Russian Couple Humping At 45 MPH

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There are so many things these days that can lead to what transportation experts have deemed “distracted driving.” Texting your mistress, eating, drinking, putting on makeup, changing the radio station, binge-watching your favorite Netflix original show, talking to other passengers, changing the destination in your GPS and reading through some work documents are just several examples that quickly come to mind.

Oh yeah, and getting your fuck on:

And Here’s A Russian Couple Humping At 45 MPH

That daredevil footage comes to us courtesy of a couple who was bumping uglies while doing 45 mph on a highway in Moscow. Personally, I’m jealous. Well, unless he and his boo lost control of the vehicle a few minutes later and wrapped it around a tree.

Also, I think it’s safe to assume that this guy didn’t pull out. Or if he did, let’s pray to Christ that he wasn’t behind the wheel of a rental car because any experienced traveler will tell you that rentals receive a decent cleaning about as often as my grandpa gets a hand job these days.

h/t Barstool Sports

This is pretty much the exact opposite of intercourse behind the wheel: Watch This Hero Jump Into A Moving Car To Save A Driver Who Was Having A Seizure

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