It’s Nothing But Suburban Trash In This Wild Brawl Featuring Everything From A Bat To A Pissed Off Mom

Oh my, suburban neighborhoods sure are wild.

Well, well, well, it seems that brawls happen in other places besides the Waffle House and IHOP — they also seem to happen in boring suburban neighborhoods that may or may not be responsible for electing Donald Trump. I said “may or may not be,” don’t get all huffy, folks.

Now I have no idea what the reason behind this crazy scene was, all I know is that a bunch of teenagers were fighting, and one girl decided to bring a bat out. And she wasn’t trying out for her local softball team, she intended to use it. And she did. But unfortunately for her she did a terrible job at it, and got punched right in her mug.

And then her crazy mom comes out. This scene is just bonkers. That’s right, it’s bonkers.

Check out the chaos below.

It’s Nothing But Suburban Trash In This Wild Brawl Featuring Everything From A Bat To A Pissed Off Mom

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Is this what happens in suburban neighborhoods? I thought it was just lemonade stands and people who decorate their front lawns with shitty political signs. Boy, is this an eye-opener.

Well, the lesson here is to never bring a bat to a fight. And if you do, read a manual beforehand to learn how to use one.

h/t COED

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