Somebody Put Beats Behind Auctioneers And It Might Be The Best Thing We’ve Ever Seen

There’s a dude on Vine going by the name of Auctioneer Beats who has damn near risen to the top of our list of geniuses thanks to his extraordinary ability to throw hip-hop beats behind auctioneers trying to sell cattle or some shit. Seriously, it’s probably the greatest thing we’ve seen since Kate Upton decided to lift herself out of a pool.

You can add that to the list of “Why the hell didn’t I think of that?” It would probably fit nicely somewhere between a tube of toothpaste with an opening on both ends and a Dunkin’ Donuts in Los Angeles.

h/t Geekologie

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