Um, maybe save the cutesy talk for babies, lady. We can only hope that the woman in the following video out of Alabama has a history with handling snakes, because her blasé attitude toward them has her on a crash course toward an early grave. We’re not snake experts ourselves, but this thing sure strikes like it’s out to kill someone…and nearly does.
“I’m gonna touch you on the tail and see what you do.” Seriously? It’s a f–kin’ snake! What the hell did you think it was going to do?
Still safer than Australia: Sometimes In Australia a 16-Foot Snake Wakes You Up
